what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
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he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
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I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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