I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
What a fucking waste of an outfit
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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