Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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