Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I'm bleeding and have questions
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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