I never want to see another naked old woman again.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
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True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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