you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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