My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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