i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
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Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
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Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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