plz talk dirty to me
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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