we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
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she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
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All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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