nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
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