He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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