apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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