I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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