96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
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I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
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Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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