at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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