Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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