Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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