omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I pour the whiskey from now on
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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