dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
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Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
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Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.