i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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