question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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