Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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