i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
