She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
There are leaves in my underwear?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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