We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
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I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
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We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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