Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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