the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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