we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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