She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
And then he peed in my hair
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