i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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