Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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