you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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