Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
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Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
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You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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