And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i will never coherently bang her
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
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