he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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