brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I have post one night stand depression
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