I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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