i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
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Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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