You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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