Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
