she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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