Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
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Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
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Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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