The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
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He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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