youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
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Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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