What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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