So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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