you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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