i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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