Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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