Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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