Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
they need to just BURY HIM!
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
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How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
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YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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