drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
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you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
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after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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