i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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