Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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