Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
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you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
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I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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